You did it! You brilliant folks you did it! BLEW AWAY the hardcover stretch goal! I may even be able to finagle the foil stamp on the spine. Thank you all so much! The campaign ends at 1030PM CDT if you still want to back it!

So what comes next for the Kickstarter and the book? Well, the funds land in my account in about 2 weeks from Kickstarter. The epilogue wraps up in about another 6 pages, and then I go full throttle on revisions. The printer doesn't honor quotes for longer than 10 days (used to be 6 weeks... thanks COVID) so I have to get everything wrapped up ASAP. I'm currently over 80% done with revisions, so it shouldn't take much longer.

After that, I get to work on Scot's Fortunes, the Kickstarter exclusive PDF of Scot's funny stories. This will be in the book too, but as a QR code/link/digital extra.

Books should arrive by January if I can get the printer the files by end of September.

As for today's page...I'm sorry guys, this was cobbled together while I was out of town on a 10 year old Surface Pro 3 and I'll have to redo it, but I wasn't going to leave you hanging! Peter, bro, YOU GOT LOCKED UP AN GAVE EVERYONE DIARRHEA they don't give any more shits about you.